Quotes of the Week(s)

afterlight
A quick collection of the funny things we/you/I/they say throughout the week, in or out of context.
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What do you want to name this one Alexander? 

How about Alexandria?

Didn’t we name the last six cities that? 
When you become emperor you can name the cities you’ve conquered whatever you want. But for now–Alexandria!
-Sam 
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As the driving crow we have a lot farther to go.
– Chief Wise Bear
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Madelynne, you’re so tumblr today.
-Abigail
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You know how we all have that one thing we like about ourselves? I think mine are my calves.
-Lawson 
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Screw a run. I walked in heels today. 
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I’m not a Doe…I just wanted to be invited. 
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Christa: When are you going to watch Les Miz? 
Me: uhh when I’m sad and lonely and realize that it could be worse and I could sell myself into prostitution. 
Christa: or make a barricade out of furniture
Myranda: that sounds awesome 
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Whatever. A dog doesn’t define me.
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I can’t be seen with these hipsters. It will ruin my image.
– Christa  
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This why you should only be friends with guys. Because then you don’t get irritated with them. And if you are you just tell them and they get over it and it’s fine.
– Christa
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Me: Should we tell the guys I got my car out? 
Christa: Ha. No. This is how I lure them in. 
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Christa: Why don’t we have any guys on the hook? 
Laura Beth: I don’t know. I mean I did get a dog for my birthday, but that’s beside the point. 
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I was singing Christmas songs, and then it dawned on me: Santas like the biggest pedophile ever.
– Jacob 
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Joseph: Madelynne, you are the most stylish woman I know. You just give off this legit aura. If I could choose between a Victoria’s Secret model and you, I’d choose you.
Me: Really, if it were between me and a half naked woman you’d choose me? You’re stupid. 
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I already saw the dwarf and I was like is he single? But if the wizards single I’ll go for that.
-Rachel  
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I live my life one academic crisis to the next.
– Millie
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